Ladies, let me give you some advice. You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit, self-help, why-doesn’t-he-love-me books out, because this is all you need to know: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as “deserving” respect; you get what you demand from people. Let a guy fuck you in the ass, come on your back, drink all your beer and then leave, and he’ll do it. But if you demand respect, he will either respect you or he won’t associate with you. It really is that simple.
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| — | Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (via akidnamedcudi) |
CLEARLY THE PERFECT STORM OF FUNNY: Sometimes I feel so desensitized to “funny videos” because of all the Internet I look at in a day. But this … I laughed my asshole off at this.
IT STARTS RIGHT NOW
Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner but I feel more lonely in a crowded room with boring people than I feel on my own.
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| — | Henry Rollins (via akidnamedcudi) |
